Ok, this was found on an online community I joined a few years ago called Gaiaonline.com
You will find some of the most interesting people EVAR here
This guy, is hilarious
When you look at his profile, his banner has the word "satan" spelled out in the satanic symbols
and yet, he has a background of bananas in pink striped bikinis
o.O
Awesome right?
And I just HAVE to share with you all with what his description stated...
"Hold on to your naughty bits and squeeze, we're going in.
One day, long ago,
I was born.
Now, this seems almost trivial,
But I like to think of it as a major event in my life.
I grew up a bit, during which time occurred a heartbreaking story of a boy and his dog.
There were friends, both real and invisible (but never imagined).
Once, there was a clown.
I grew up a bit more, and another story happened,
About a boy who has was utterly disappointed with cats as pets meant to replace certain dogs. So ******** cats.
There were larger friends than before, there was Zelda.
There will always be Zelda.
Again, I grew.
I learned basic computer magic, and how not to drop a guinea pig and break its leg.
There was some more growing, but much of it this time happened in a far away place.
A sort of rising-sun land, if you will.
I didn't like the food.
Now, I enjoy dark and rainy days, the brightest of bright oranges, Winter, fancy hats, and funny accents.
I don't like spiders.
My mind is like a Rube Goldberg machine; convoluted, unnecessarily involved, and generally pointless.
I guess what I'm getting at is that I don't like coffee.
Weird, right?
Let's close with a list of the food groups:
-Fruit
-Dairy
-Beef Jerky
-And a garden hose
Farewell, gentle reader.
Now go, I long to watch you leave."
One day, long ago,
I was born.
Now, this seems almost trivial,
But I like to think of it as a major event in my life.
I grew up a bit, during which time occurred a heartbreaking story of a boy and his dog.
There were friends, both real and invisible (but never imagined).
Once, there was a clown.
I grew up a bit more, and another story happened,
About a boy who has was utterly disappointed with cats as pets meant to replace certain dogs. So ******** cats.
There were larger friends than before, there was Zelda.
There will always be Zelda.
Again, I grew.
I learned basic computer magic, and how not to drop a guinea pig and break its leg.
There was some more growing, but much of it this time happened in a far away place.
A sort of rising-sun land, if you will.
I didn't like the food.
Now, I enjoy dark and rainy days, the brightest of bright oranges, Winter, fancy hats, and funny accents.
I don't like spiders.
My mind is like a Rube Goldberg machine; convoluted, unnecessarily involved, and generally pointless.
I guess what I'm getting at is that I don't like coffee.
Weird, right?
Let's close with a list of the food groups:
-Fruit
-Dairy
-Beef Jerky
-And a garden hose
Farewell, gentle reader.
Now go, I long to watch you leave."
:D
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